an occasional calling down
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an occasional calling down and a few scratches. If id had the luck to
get into aviation or some of the fancy branches david checked
himself. There i go, he said in selfdisgust. Beefing again.
It was quite in the old, spoiledchild tone an echo of indestructible
personality, the weeping scion of other days and it went straight to
marys swelling, bewildered, groping heart. She began to laugh and a sob
tangled itself in the laughter, and she choked and said
buddy.
He turned toward her.
ache with longing to
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ache with longing to hear it in your voice.
Youre a queer buddy, returned the girl, not quite steadily. Did you
bring me home a german helmet for a souvenir.
He shook his head. I didnt bring home much of anything, except some
experience and the discovery of the fact that when i had to stand on my
own feet, i wasnt much.
You got your stripes, didnt you. Suggested the girl.
Thats all i did get, he returned jealously. I didnt get any medal,
or palms or decorations or crosses of war i didnt get anything except
Mayme.
No not mayme any more.
He flushed to his temples. I beg your pardon, miss courtenay.
Nonsense. She said softly. Mary. Ive discarded the mayme long
ago.
Mary, he repeated in a tone of musing content.
Buddy.
He caught his breath. A few thousand of the best guys in the world, he
said, call a fellow that. And every time they said it, it made my heart
his face that was
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his face that was the study.
Of that performance i shall say nothing. It is now famous and familiar
to thousands of theatergoers. But if ever mortal man spent twenty
minutes in fairyland, it was david, while mary was playing the work of
his fancy. At the close, he disappeared. I suppose he did not dare trust
himself to join in the congratulations with which she was overwhelmed. I
found him, as i rather expected, on the bench where he had sat when
mayme mccartney first found him. And when the crowd had departed from
the studio, i told the girl. Without even stopping to put on her hat she
was only too obviously
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was only too obviously her adoring slave. Already there had been hints
of their engagement. Had i been that ace, i should have felt no small
discomposure at the sight of the girls face when she first saw the
changed and matured weeping scion of three years before. After the first
flash of recognition she had developed on that expressive face of hers a
look of wonder and almost pathetic questioning, and, i thought, who knew
and loved the child, already something deeper and sweeter. Young david,
after greeting the star of the evening, took a modest rear seat as
befitted his rank. But when the bonnie lassie announced doggy, it was
urged him to pass
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urged him to pass on from that unchancy spot. All that he could learn
about the basement dweller was that his name was lukisch and he owed
for his rent.
Mr. Lukisch had nothing special against the queer old party who made
sheeps eyes at his clock every day. He hated him quite impartially, as
he hated everybody. Mr. Lukisch had a bad heart in more senses than one,
and a grudge against the world which he blamed for the badness of his
heart. Also he had definite ideas of reprisal, which were focused by a
dispossess notice, and directed particularly upon the person and
Oh, dominie. Said the
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Oh, dominie. Said the girl, with such reproach that my heart sank
within me. Do you think that was fair. Dont you know that i never
could have taken the money.
Precisely. And we had to find a way to make you take it. We couldnt
have you dying on the premises, i argued with a feeble attempt at
jocularity.
But from him. She said. After what had happenedand his mother.
How could you let me do it.
I thought you would have gotten over that feeling by this time, i
willy woolly from the
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willy woolly from the house of silvery voices, and admirably he played
it, barking accurately and with true histrionic fervor in the right
places besides promptly falling in love with the star at the first and
only rehearsal. After the tryout, mary came over to my bench with a
check for a rather dazzling sum in her hand, and said that now was the
time to settle accounts, but she never could repayand so forth and so
on all put so sweetly and genuinely that i heartily wished i might
accept the thanks if not the check. Instead of which i blurted out
the truth.
No announcements, even of
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No announcements, even of the most modest description, heralded the
arrival of sergeant major if you please. David berthelin upon his
native shores. He came at once to our square and tackled the little
red doctor.
Where is she. He asked.
The little red doctor assumed an air of incredulous surprise. Have you
still got that bee in your bonnet. Said he.
Where is she. Repeated the weeping scion.
Maneuvering for time and counsel, the little red doctor took him to see
At that, you were
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At that, you were all wrong about buddy. He was a lot decenter than you
thought only he was brought up wrong. Give him my love as one pal to
another. I hope he dont come back a hero. Im offen heroes, too.
Excuse again.
Wars and exiles alike come to an end in time. And in time our two
wanderers returned, but mary first, david having been sent into germany
with the army of occupation. Modest announcements in the theatrical
columns informed an indifferent theatergoing world that miss marie
courtenay, an actress new to broadway, was to play the ingenue part in
the latest comedy by
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the latest comedy by a highly popular dramatist. Immediately upon the
production, the theatergoing world ceased to be indifferent to the new
actress in fact, it went into one of its occasional furores about her.
Not that she was in any way a great genius, but she had a certain
indefinable and winningly individual quality. The critics discussed it
gravely and at length, differing argumentatively as to its nature and
constitution. I could have given them a hint. My predictions regarding
the ancestral potencies of the monkeyface were being abundantly
justified.
Did you think i
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Did you think i would not know it was david. Why, bless your dear, silly
heart, i told him some of those stories myself. But how does he get a
chance to write them. Is he back on this side. Or is he invalided. Or
what. Tell me. I want to know about him. You do not have to worry about
mywell, my infatuation for him, any more. He was a pretty boy, though,
wasnt he. But i have seen too many of that kind in the picture game.
Im spoiled for them. How i would love to smear some of their pretty,
smirky faces. They give me a queer feeling in my breakfast. Excuse me i
forgot i was a lady. But dont say pretty to me any more. Im through.
fritzie before the show
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fritzie before the show is over.
Thereafter the little red doctor exhibited, but read to us only in small
parts, quite bulky communications from overseas. Some of them, it became
known, he was forwarding to our little mary, out in the far west. With
her answer came the solution.
Some of the grass and asphalt sketches are wonders some not so good.
I am going to try out doggy if i can find a poodle with enough
intelligence to support me. But you need not have been so mysterious,
doc, about your young amateur writer who seems to have some talent.
negotiations had been frustrated
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negotiations had been frustrated by a crabbed and violentlooking man
with a repellent club. Nevertheless, the voice alone had ensnared the
connoisseur it was, by the test of the pipe which he carried on all his
quests, d in alt, and would thus complete the major chord of a chime
which he had long been building up. She had loved, best of all,
harmonic combinations of the clock bells. Every day he would halt in
front of the place and wait to hear it strike, and its owner would peer
out from behind it and shake a wasted fist and curse him with strange,
hoarse foreign oaths, while willy woolly tugged at his trouser leg and
In the correspondence from
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In the correspondence from sergeant berthelin there came a long hiatus
followed by a curt bit of official information seriously wounded. The
little red doctor brought the news to me, with a queer expression on
his face.
It doesnt look good, dominie, he said. You know, my old friend,
death, is a shrewd picker. Hes got an eye for men. He mused, rubbing
his tousled, brickish locks with a nervous hand. I was getting to kind
of like that young pup, he muttered moodily.
The saying that no news is good news was surely concocted by some one
fellow can get himself
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fellow can get himself made a captain by pull, or a major by luck, or a
colonel by deskwork, or a general by having a fine martial figure, but
to get yourself made a sergeant, by gosh, youve got to show the
stuff. Youve got to be a man. Youve got to have
are you going to tell her. Interrupted the bonnie lassie who had been
sent for to share the news.
The little red doctor fell suddenly grave. Shes another matter, he
said. I dont think i shall.
Matters were going forward with maymebeg her pardon, mary mccartney,
scion kept his head
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scion kept his head and his nerve, and made good. A corporals stripes
arent much, but theyre something.
Better was to come. There was high triumph in the little red doctors
expression when he came to my bench with the glad tidings of young
davids promotion to a sergeantcy.
While its very gratifying, i remarked, it doesnt seem to me an
epochmaking event.
Doesnt it. Retorted my friend. Thats because of your abysmal
military ignorance, dominie. Let me tell you how it is in our army. A
indeed, from broadway, having
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indeed, from broadway, having been shifted to a specially wet and muddy
section of france and was taking them as he found them. That is to say,
he had learned the prime lesson of war.
And hes been made corporal, announced the little red doctor with
satisfaction.
That sounds encouraging, remarked the bonnie lassie. How did it
happen.
He went over on one of the flu ships, and when the epidemic began to
mow em down there was a kind of panic. From what i can make out, the
switch. Tell the little
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switch. Tell the little red doctor that it is so long since i coughed i
have forgotten how. And i love you all so hard that it hurts.
Your loving
mary mccartney
p.s. I am going to be marie courtenay when i get my name up in the
pictures. Put that in the directory and see how it looks.
P.s.2. How is my soldier boy getting along. Poor kid. I expect he is
finding it a lot different from broadway with money in your pocket.
About this time the weeping scion was finding things very different,
What do you think.
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What do you think. Wrote our exile. Theyve got my funny little
monkey mug in the movies. Five per and steady work. The director likes
me and says he will give me a real chance one of these days. But, as the
dominie would say, this is a hell of a place. Graceless imp. I would
not say it myself, because i am a perfect lady. You have to be, out
here. That reminds me i have cut out the mayme. Every fresh little
frizzle in the colony with a false front and a pneumatic figure calls
herself mayme or daisye or tootsye. Not for me. I am keeping up my
lessons and trying to make my head good for something besides carrying a
regiment are beginning to
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regiment are beginning to show interest, and he doesnt like it. I
believe hed desert if it werent that hes afraid of what mayme
would think.
Still on his mind, is she. I asked.
The little red doctor produced a letter with a camp postmark from the
south and read a passage
you were right when you guessed that i never wanted anything very much
before, without having it handed to me. Perhaps you are right about its
being good for me. But it comes hard. The promise goes, of course. Im
going to show you
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going to show you and her that im not yellow. So that was still
rankling salutary, if bitter dose. But if this war ever finishes, all
bets are off and im coming back to find her. And dont you forget your
part of the bargain, to write and let me know how she is getting on.
The little red doctor was able to send progressively encouraging news.
When the cold weather came, mayme moved westward to southern california,
and found herself on the edge of one of the strange, tumultuous,
semiinsane movingpicture colonies of that region. Thence issued,
presently, stirring tidings.
them. They lent distinction
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them. They lent distinction to the locality by getting written up in a
sunday supplement, willy woolly being specially photographed therefor, a
gleam of transient glory, which, however it may have gratified our local
pride, left both of the subjects quite indifferent. Stepfather time
might have paid more heed to it had he not, at the time, been wholly
preoccupied in a difficult quest.
In a basement window, far over on avenue d, stood an old and battered
timepiece of which stepfather time had heard the voice but never seen
the face. Each of three attempts to investigate with a view to
having come to say
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having come to say goodbye, put her lips close to my ear and tried to
whisper something, and cried and kissed me instead.
Our square was a dimmer and duller place after she left. But her letters
helped. They were so exactly like herself. Even at the first, when
things seemed to be going ill with her, they were all courage, and
quaint humor and determination to get well and come back to our square,
which was the dearest and best place in the world with the dearest and
best people in it. Homesickness. Poor little, lonely mayme. She was
readingshe wrote the bonnie lassieall the books that the dominie had
weeper. Tell her somebody
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weeper. Tell her somebody else is doing it. Tell her its from that
whitewhiskered oldfrom the elderly and handsome gentleman with the
benevolent expres
yes i know, i broke in. Very good. Im the goat. Lying, hypocrisy,
false pretense, fake charity its all one to a sinseared old reprobate
like me. After its over ill go around the corner and steal what
pennies i can find in blind simons cup, just to make me feel
comparatively respectable and decent again.
It was no easier than i expected it to be, especially when little mayme,
There are times, dominie,
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There are times, dominie, when your mind has real penetrative power.
Think it over.
The weeping scion of wealth and position. I cried. Did our medical
friend blackmail him.
Not necessarily. He only dropped a hint that maymes chance here was
rather poorer than a soldiers going to war, unless something could be
done and the weeping scion fairly begged to be allowed to do it. Do you
think shed take it from you. Said the little red doctor, after what
your mother called her. Dont let her know, says our ornamental young
plenty. You are a
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plenty. You are a good old thing, dominie.
What you mean is that im an old goodthing. How shall i look, i
demanded bitterly, when mayme comes to thank me.
No foolisher than you do now, trying to raise unreasonable objections
to our perfectly good plans, retorted the bonnie lassie. Besides, she
wont. She knows that your way is to do good by stealth and blush to
find it fame, and shes under pledge to pretend to know nothing
about it.
Where did the little red doctor raise it. I queried.
How much is it.
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How much is it. What do you want it for. I havent got that much, i
hastily remarked.
And to keep it an absolute secret from everybody. Even from mayme
herself.
Go on. Dont mind me, i murmured.
The little red doctor has found the place. Its in new mexico. And in
the fall shes going on to the coast. Hes almost willing to guarantee
that a year of it will make her as strong as ever. And the hundred
dollars a month you allow her besides her traveling expenses will be
The bonnie lassie raised
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The bonnie lassie raised her eyebrows at me, affecting aggrieved
innocence. Wont do what. She inquired.
Whatever it is that youre trying to wheedle me into.
The eyebrows resumed their normal arch, and a dimple flickered in the
corner of the soft lips. By this i knew that the case was hopeless. Oh,
but youve already done it, she said.
Help. Tell me the worst and get it over with.
It must be lovely to be rich, said the bonnie lassie meditatively.
And so generous.
he indulge in those
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he indulge in those divagations so dear to the normal canine heart.
Other dogs and their ways interested him not. Cats simply did not exist
in his circumscribed life. Even to the shining mark of a boy on a
bicycle he was indifferent, and when a dog has reached that stage one
may safely say of him that he has renounced the world and all its
vanities. Willy woollys one concern in life was his master and their
joint business.
Soon they became accepted familiars of our square. Despite the general
conviction that they were slightly touched, we even became proud of
Id rather see a
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Id rather see a son of mine dead than a common soldier. Cried mrs.
Berthelin.
The bonnie lassie, very white, rose. You must leave this house, she
said. At once. Think yourself fortunate that i cannot bring myself to
betray a guest. Otherwise i should report you to the authorities.
Young david addressed mayme in the words and tone of a misunderstood and
aggrieved pet. You think im no good. Ill show you, mayme. Wait till i
come backif i ever do come backand youll be sorry.
Hero stuff, commented the little red doctor. Itll all have oozed out
David. Said his mother.
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David. Said his mother. Where are you going.
To enlist.
Davey. It was a shriek. You shant.
I will.
I wont let you.
You can go to
buddy. Maymes voice, magically softened, broke in. Cut out the rough
stuff. You better go home and think it over. Bein a private is no
pinksilk picnic.
Thats another lie, said
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Thats another lie, said mayme.
He told me himself that he was going to marry you.
Did he. Then hes wrong. I wouldnt marry him with a brass ring,
asserted mayme.
You wouldnt maryou wouldnt what. Demanded the mother, outraged
and incredulous.
You heard me. He knows it, too. I dont like the familywhat ive seen
of them, observed mayme judicially. Besides, hes yellow.
Davids shamed face emerged into view. Im not, he gulped. Sheshe
said the irrepressible mayme
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said the irrepressible mayme at the conclusion of the duel which ended
in her favor.
The little red doctor gurgled. I saw the bonnie lassies eyelids quiver,
but her face was cold and impassive as she turned to the visitor.
Mrs. Berthelin, said she, you have made some very damaging
statements, before witnesses, about miss mccartneys character. What
proof have you.
Why, he wants to marry her. Almost yelled the mother. Shes trapped
him.
live at home in
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live at home in the comfort and luxury suitable to his wealth and
condition. And what she wanted us to understand clearly was that no
designing little guttersnipe was to be allowed to compromise davids
future. She concluded with an imaginative and most unflattering estimate
of mayme mccartneys character, manners, and morals, in the midst of
which i heard a gasp.
It came from mayme, standing, wideeyed and white, in the doorway. The
front door had been left ajar, and, seeing the berthelins monogrammed
car outside, she had come in. The oratress turned and stared.
history and forecast of
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history and forecast of his career, beginning with his precocious infant
lispings and terminating with his projected, though wholly indefinite,
marriage into the highest social circles. To do david justice,
he squirmed.
Have you got him a job as a general in the army yet, maam. Inquired
the little red doctor suavely.
It was quite lost upon mrs. Berthelin. She informed us that a commission
as captain in the quartermasters department was arranged for, and she
expected to have the young officer assigned to new york so that he could
quite as genuine as
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quite as genuine as that of mrs. Berthelins to get in, the cyrus
statens frequently figure among the shining ones, a fact almost
painfully appreciated by our visitor. After that it was easy to get her
into the bonnie lassies house, where her eloquence could not draw a
crowd. To get young david there was not quite so easy. He made one
welltimed and almost successful effort to bolt, and even evinced signs
of balking on the steps.
His punishment was awaiting him. No sooner were we all settled in the
bonnie lassies studio than the mother proceeded to regale us with a
Tis a feckless waste
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Tis a feckless waste of time.
Very likely.
Twill encourage the pair, when a man of yer age and influence in our
square should be dissuadin them.
Perhaps they need a friendly word.
Maclachan frowned. Yere determined.
Oh, quite.
Then ill give ye a title for yer romance.
Thats very kind of you. Give it.
ingratitude of a woman
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ingratitude of a woman in love, is a dear little red idiot. What does
he know about us.
Barbran
immediately upon hearing of my fell design maclachan, the tailor, paid a
visit of protest to my bench.
Is it true fact that i hear, dominie.
What do you hear, maclachan.
That yere to make one of yer silly histories about barbran.
Perfectly true, said i, passing over the uncomplimentary adjective.
property of his landlord.
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property of his landlord. The clock he needed as the instrument of his
vengeance therefore he would not have sold it at any price to the
sheepeyed old lunatic of the pushcart, who now, on the eve of his
eviction, stood gazing in with wistful contemplation. Presently he
passed on and mr. Lukisch resumed his tinkering with the clocks
insides. He was very delicate and careful about it, for these were the
final touches, preparatory to his leaving the timepiece as a memento
when he should quietly depart that evening, shortly before nine. What
might happen after nine, or, rather, on the stroke of nine, was no worry